begfordaddy:

A woman in a burqa, painting a girl with a teddy bear, and a heart gushing with blood on the back of a panel van. Welcome to Brooklyn.

jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER. jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER.

jesikamorbid:

Remembered this piece of gold today when he decided to message me. It all originated in 2011. Some guys literally don’t get the point. I felt uber bad for his gf or whatever when I blocked him after the last message I sent, only to see she is pregnant. What a KEEPER.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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