• Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

glitternose:

glitternose:

Hey y’all. I need to find a new place to live.


I’m a queer afab nonbinary person seeking housing near BART to move into on May 1st in either Oakland, Berkeley, Emeryville, or SF. Can afford up to $600 monthly. I am fine with living in a tiny room, so that…

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glitternose:

glitternose:

Hey y’all. I need to find a new place to live.


I’m a queer afab nonbinary person seeking housing near BART to move into on May 1st in either Oakland, Berkeley, Emeryville, or SF. Can afford up to $600 monthly. I am fine with living in a tiny room, so that…

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

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glitternose:

glitternose:

Hey y’all. I need to find a new place to live.


I’m a queer afab nonbinary person seeking housing near BART to move into on May 1st in either Oakland, Berkeley, Emeryville, or SF. Can afford up to $600 monthly. I am fine with living in a tiny room, so that…

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

997:

why did i wake up

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